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Now that you and I know each other better, innernets, I feel like I am finally ready to blog about something that is a very important part of my daily routine. It is kind of embarassing, but I really feel like the persons and cats who read my blog need to know about it. So here it is: I am a humper. My Person finds my humping very confusing. The first time it happened she was laying on the couch watching the toob and I decided to curl up with her. So I did the happy paws dance. Now, the happy paws dance is what happens when cats like me are looking for a nice place to sit down. We have to punch and paw at the blankets or the person for awhile to make sure that nothing inside is going to bite us, and after we have made sure of that, we have to give the blanket or person a little massage in order to thank it in advance for laying on top of it, and after that we just have to punch it for awhile to get it all mashed down and comfy. I am very lucky that I have such big paws, because i...

My Person got her computer back yesterday and she brought it home and she sat on my favorite chair and played with it for awhile, and I sat behind her head and put my paw on her shoulder now and then because she seemed kind of stressed out. And I did not realize why until I came to do my blog this morning and saw that all of the pictures of me are GONE! And all of Person's pictures are gone TOO! So I am really having a hard time blogging because I am kind of mad at the computer. Why did it eat all of my pictures????? I would have given it some of my foods if it was hungry! (Well, maybe not.) Luckily just last week my Person had sent a bunch of my pictures to the very nice man who introduced us, because I am going to be on a calendar for the place where I lived before my Person met me (I am a pin-up! I always suspected I was handsome!), and so she emailed him and asked if he could send the pictures back to her, so now I have SOME of them. I have chosen this one for today beca...

My Person's computer is broken and gone! And so I cannot really blog so much anymore because it is very hard for me to use that other person's computer. My Person's computer is nice because the screen and everything is all attached, and I can just walk across it with my paws, and it more or less works out, but that other person's computer has a separate keypad thingy, and it's all tilty so I can't walk on it, and I tried once and I fell and right after I fell I took a quick bath so that anyone watching would think that I did it on purpose, but I don't really want to do that again, so I guess we will just have to wait for my Person's computer to be fixed!! In the meantime I will try to blog in between. How I do it is, I write it all out for my Person with my paws and then she takes it with her when she leaves in the morning and then it magically appears later. I don't know if she is going into the innernets and dropping it off -- maybe that is whe...

This morning my Person got up MUCH later than she normally does. As you can imagine, I was VERY hungries and kind of disgruntled because, I mean, I have not had any morsels of foods for over 8 hours, I am basically WASTING AWAY HERE IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES OR AT LEAST I WOULD BE IF YOUR EYES WERE OPEN AND NOT IGNORING ME. Although, I have to be honest and tell you that I got fed THREE TIMES yesterday!! Because that person who lives with my Person came home before my Person and she actually FED me this time, and she is lucky that she did or I might have left her a present in her bed, if you get what I am meowing, but then my Person came home later and she fed me too!!! I was very mrawly, because I was happy to see her, but I think she thought that I was mrawly because I was hungry, because she kept saying "I know you already got fed, you are not fooling anybody you faker!" but she still fed me, so whatever, it worked out, and so maybe I should not have been SO hungries this mo...

I am very excited to post in my blog today because today I found out that there are actually some persons and cats out there reading what I am writing!! Since that was my biggest blogging hope, I am a very happy man cat tonight. Today did not start off so happy, because I got so excited about my foods this morning that I vommed all over the kitchen floor! Sometimes my Person does not notice the vom right away, and I kind of forget that it is vom and I eat it again. This is gross. I know this is gross. But I can't help it because it LOOKS the same and it SMELLS the same and foods just DOES something to me and I get SO EXCITED ABOUT THE FOODS and before I know it I have gobbled it up! But today my Person noticed it right away and so she scooped it all up and so I was pretty hungries all day long. Now, so that you do not think I am gross for eating the foods again that I have already eaten, I am going to post some pictures of myself so you can see that I am very handsome and do...

Hi innernets! There is not too much to report today, except that when my Person came home she strapped this thing around my chest and my legs and then we went out!! Out into the Other Place where my Person goes every morning!! We have gone out there together a few times before, but I get kind of nervous Out There because it's very big and open. I spend most of time in HERE, where it is kind of small and all of the places have lids on them. Out There, there are no lids and everything is very tall and loud. But I am getting used to it, and today it was especially nice because the other times we have gone out it was very chilly even with my FUR on, but today it was very warm. So that was fun. Eventually, I got tired of sniffing around and so I just sat myself on the front steps. And my Person was okay with that for awhile but then she said "Well this isn't much fun for me!" and so she came over and picked me up and carried me inside. And I DID NOT LIKE THAT AT A...

Hello innernets. I am posting this picture of my Uncle Greg and me to remind me of happier times before I launch into today's story. This picture is from Saturday night. I am wearing my brand new springtime shirt. (In case you can't read it, it says "put me in coach!" and has a baseball. My Person and I are not baseball fans really, but I needed a new T-shirt for springtime and she tells me that baseball is a spring thing.) I like this picture because you can tell how much I love my Uncle Greg -- I am most definitely NOT a lap cat, but I like to climb all over Uncle Greg because he is big and hairy and really understands me. Now on to the bad story of today!! First of all I want to start by saying that I only get fed twice a day. Now, I don't know if you have noticed, but I am kind of a big dude, and so I would like to be fed more than twice a day. I would like to be fed all the time!! I would like to eat seventeen cans of Friskies for breakfast alone. Bu...

Happy Easter! I do not really know what Easter is, and it does not seem to be a big deal here in my apartment, because Person and Uncle Greg are just hanging out and drinking coffee. But there are some stuffed bunnies around, and so I asked Person if I should blog about Easter, and she said I should put an Easter picture up. So she took this one of me. I don't really get it but she promises me that it is Easter-y. So I hope that everyone on the innernets has a really good Easter. Since I think it is a holiday, I am hoping for chicken!

Sup blogger. I am Kismet. I am a very big man cat living in Brooklyn, New York. My Person has a blog and is always playing on her computer, and so I thought that maybe this is something that I should get into too, especially since things are always happening to me that I think other cats (and I guess other persons, too) should know about. Plus, my Person just got a job and so she is not around all day anymore, and so I have a lot of free time on my paws. So here is a little bit of info about me. I am three years old, but I have only been with my Person for about six months. A common misconception about me is that I am fat, which I most certainly am not!! I am just big. Especially my paws. My Person is always saying "Kismet you have such big paws and ears! Big feets!" She says my back feet are rabbit feet, but I don't know what that means. There are some other humans in my life besides my Person. There is also my Uncle Greg, who is big -- even bigger than me!! H...