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There has been a lot happening to me lately! But before I really start blogging, I want to say thank you to all of my friends on the innernets who leave me comments and tell me they miss me when I have not been blogging. I am really going to try to blog more often, it is just that I get really BUSY with the FOODS and opening the boxes and mraw mrawing and being so HOTS that I just kind of forget. But I will try!! So, in my last blog I talked about how my Person and I share a computer and sometimes I get a little grouchy waiting for my turn. In the first picture here, you can see that I have sort of figured out how to solve that. Whenever my Person isn't using the computer she makes it all flat, and when I am in a blogging mood and I think she might be getting ready to get on it again, I just sit on it. And then I put on my most prosh "I-don't-know-what-you-are-talking-about-it-is-just-really-comfy- here-okay" Kismet face and she just laughs at me. So it works! ...

Innernets, you might find this shocking, but I don't have my own computer. I have to share with my Person. And sometimes, when she is using it, I get a little mad because HELLO I NEED TO BLOG. Here I am patiently waiting my turn. And by patiently waiting, I mean walking across the keyboard and glaring at her.

Persons and cats on the innernets ask me a lot about my Person, so I thought I would post some pictures of us together so everyone can see what she looks like. The first picture is from her Krissmiss card. I don't know what that means, but I do know that I had to wear this stoopid hat for the picture and I did not like it. Right after this picture was taken I mraw mraw'd really loud and ran away and took that hat off and hid it. But, she said that persons really liked the card, so whatever. The second picture is a little more casual. I was just modelling my new stripey shirt and so we took a picture together. I like to pose for pictures. Look how I look right into the camera! I should be a model. It has been less hots lately. I even slept on top of the bed for awhile last night!!! But lately, my favorite sleep spot is on top of the white fort thing: (My white fort thing doesn't look exactly like this one, I just found this picture on the innernets.) My Uncle Greg...

I have gotten lots of messages from my friends on the innernets in the past few days wondering if I am okay because I haven't updated in a long time. And let me tell you, innernets, it is just so HOTS LATELY AND I JUST DO NOT WANT TO DO ANYTHING. I just want to lay on my back on the floor because that is the only way I can feel even a little bit comfy. And it is just really hard to type and work on my blog when I am laying like that. But it is a teeny little bit not so HOTS today, so I decided to update and let you all know that I am okay! And what has been going on with me other than the HOTS. Other than the HOTS, I have also been very bored. Here I am laying on the couch, feeling bored and wishing that my Person would stop taking my picture and play with me instead. But when she tries to play with me lately, we can't because it is so HOTS. So, then I am bored. Bored, bored, bored. That person who lives with my Person was gone for awhile and before she left she bought...

This is a really great videeo of a cat -- much smaller than me, of course* -- making biskits with her paws! She is very sleepy. Sometimes when I am making biskits I also get real sleepy, but then I usually decide to humps and so I wake up. My Person showed me the videeo and said that she was basically "ded from the kyoot", so I thought I should show it to all of my friends on the innernets too. * look at those paws! On second thought, maybe she will grow up to be almost as big as me!

I got to see my Uncle Greg today!!!!! It had been about sixteen years since the last time I saw him. I was very excited. I ran up to him and sniffed him a whole lot and then he picked me up, and my Person decided to interrupt our alone time by trying to give me a pawdicure. I HATE PAWDICURES, but she only cut two nails, and then it was over, but I was still MAD so then I left Uncle Greg and went right up on top of the human TV and gave myself a long bath. Then I fell asleep because pawdicures are REALLY tiring, but when I woke up Uncle Greg was still there so I got to sit on his knee. Uncle Greg has the best knees. My Person's knees are kind of scrawny and there is no room to spread out, but Uncle Greg is big and hairy just like me. So I settled in real good on his knee, but then he had to leave. So I only got to sit there for a few minutes. I was real sad. I have made some new friends lately. One of them is on the innernets and his name is Skeezix. He lives way far away...

I am posting lots of pictures today so that the persons and cats who read my blog can see a little more about my life! Plus I have some new things that you should all see. In the first picture, I am hanging out in one of my favorite spots -- the wooden ledge behind my Person's bed. This is where I sit and watch the cat tv, which you can see in the picture right behind me. Lots of interesting things happen on the cat tv -- persons walk by, and cars drive around, and there is a skool and a post office where my Person says you have to take a stupid test to work. Right underneath me in the picture is a wooden box that has a picture of my Person in it. I like to chew on it sometimes, because wooden boxes make me think of the foods (remember!!!). I think it is nice of my Person to leave pictures of her around in case I get lonely or really have the urge to chew, which happens sometimes when she is gone. This next picture is me and my first new present -- my new shirt! It is all s...

Dear innernets, I am very bored today. This morning my Person and I were woked up very early by a big scary noise from outside. We looked out the window and saw this big scary yellow monster with a long nose and a big sharp paw even bigger than MINE! And it was digging, like I do in the litterbox, except on the street, and the digging was making the floors and the bed shake. My Person was REAL mad and said things like "do you seeriously have to be doing this at seven-thirty on a CATURDAY?" (At least I think that is what she said.) The only good thing about this situation is that I got my foods earlier than I normally do on Caturdays. After grumbling for awhile my Person went back to sleep and I was so happy to have my foods that I crawled up on top of her and purred and purred for awhile. That part of the morning was nice. But now I am just bored. Since I am a cat I am using the bored time to catch up on my sleeping. I am switching between the white fort thing (whic...