big man tips

Sup, innernets. I have not blogged in many many days. There have been all sorts of STUFFS going on, but mostly I could not blog because it was my Person's birthday, and she seemed to be coming home very late and being very sleepy a lot, and so I had to cuddle with her, and teach Sophie how to do that, and make sure everything was okay. As you can tell my Person really appreciated it: There was also some chunks-blowing and cat-teevee-watching, and some shirt-wearing, and all of the other big man cat things I do. And then that person who lives with my Person brought all this new stuff into the apartment and I am pretty sure that the stuff is presents for me and Sophie! (I think when it is your Person's birthday, you get presents too!) Like this thing ( not an iggzact picture, but very similar ): This is clearly a GREAT CAT FORT for me and Sophie! It has hangy things on top that clink when you touch them with your paws (that is what Sophie likes to do). And my Person put so...

Here is my Man Cat Monday pic for this week. In this one I am sucking on my fur to make sure it gets very clean. Keeping clean is VERY important, which is another reason why certain small orange cats could never be big man cats. This weekend a man came over to fix the cat teevees. They have been on the fritz lately, because some rocks got stuck inside them and were ruining the picture. Anyway, I was wearing my gray sweatshirt, and I walked around with him in case he needed any help, and he said that he really liked my sweatshirt and that I was a very big boy. Helping man persons fix teevees is also a very manly thing to do, espeshully when they notice how big you are. I think my walking around with him really helped because now all the cat teevees are working great! Let me know if you are being a man cat today!

My Person got Sophie a gray sweatshirt just like mine. (I think it looks better on me though.) And then we sat on the people teevee for awhile and I tried to teach Sophie how to work the camera. I am thinking maybe it is something that can't be taught. Then I did some reading. It is important to keep up with current affairs, espeshully what is going on with other big guys and famous ladies. And then this morning I blew chunks and me and Sophie ate it together.

For Man Cat Monday this week I decided to post pictures of me camping out in my tent. Camping out is a very manly thing to do because you never know what kind of vishus things you are going to encounter when you are out in the wild. In my case, out in the wild means the corner by the persons TV. It is the wild because the eff trayn is very loud out here, and there are many things hiding under the persons TV, and lots of dust balls that could really actually be mices or very small other cats DISGYZING THEMSELVES as dust balls. I have my sleeping bag in my tent too, and as you can see, I am wearing my gray sweatshirt in case it gets cold. You can never tell with camping! And as you can also see, my whisker humps are very big even when I am camping. They do not really change size. Leave me a comment if you are participating in Man Cat Monday so I can come check out your picture!

I have made an interesting observayshun today. Who does this remind you of? Do you think Sophie is FAMOUS???? This is what I thought at first. That I was living with a silebritee. But then I realized that if Sophie was famous for being on the bag of cat box stuff, she would probably be better at the cat box stuff. Like, she would probably actually remember to cover her poops, and she would not run around with them stuck to her booty. And she DEFINITELY WOULD NOT DO THINGS LIKE THIS TO MY LITTER BOX: You can tell it is MY cat box, because it's blue. Because I am a MAN cat. Sophie's cat box is pink, because she is a GIRL cat. As you can see, I am very disgusted in this picture. I am looking at my cat box with shame and sadness. And next to me, Sophie does not even look ashamed! And my Person did not even seem to MIND, she just said "Expressing ourselves kreeaytively, huh guys?" AS IF I HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS!! I am a big guy and I obveeisslee know h...