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Innernets, I do not know what is going on lately, but it has been SO HOT in our apartment! At first I thought it might just be because I am a big hairy dude, but I think my Person knows that it is hot too. She has been sleeping on top of the blankets and she has not been helping me put my shirts on lately, which I think is very nice of her, since I would probably die of hotness if I was wearing them. Because of the hotness, I have not been sleeping in the bed with my Person -- partly because the blankets make me hot and partly because she is sleeping on top of them all and so I can't make any blanket forts -- so I just sleep under the bed at night and during the day I really like to sleep on the floor because it is much much cooler. The only downside to this is that I fall asleep in strange places. Like in the pictures, I crawled under the white wood fort thing to catch up on my reading, but then I fell asleep! I have also been taking poops in Mona's litter box, but that...

My Person did some spring cleaning yesterday so I decided to help her. I really like cleaning! For example, whenever Mona takes a poop, she sprays litter all over the floor, and I always go over and sweep it into a pile with my paws. Mona has really stinky poops too, so the fact that I go over there to sweep it up really shows my dedication to being clean (remember, my sense of smell is a lot stronger than a person's!). And whenever I finish eating my foods, I always sweep up my foods area with my paws too, even though most of the time I am eating the wet foods and so there isn't really even anything to sweep! As you can probably guess, sweeping is my favorite type of cleaning so that is what I helped my Person with. She uses this stick thing and a big litter scoop to sweep -- she uses the brush thing to push the dust and stuff into the litter scoop. This is probably because she doesn't have paws. So after she empties out the litter scoop, I like to sit in it and m...

Well, innernets, I finally did it! I figured out how to actually get INSIDE the boxes where the foods are! Here I am inside one of them, wearing my red sweatshirt. I look kind of disappointed, because as it turns out MY foods wasn't in this box -- just lots of icky person foods. Later on in the night I got into one of the boxes where my Person keeps the big jar of my dry foods, which I am not allowed to have very much or it might clog my yurinerry trakt -- whatever that means -- but I LOVE the dry foods and I was really excited to find it! I crawled up into the box but the whole thing was dumb, because I couldn't get that big jar open with my paws, and then I COULDN'T GET OUT OF THE BOX. I kept pawing at the door and mraw mrawing but my Person was in bed so it took her a few minutes to come find me. But THEN she said "you must be so HUNGRY!" so she gave me some of the dry foods! Yes! Success! Besides that, I am not very excited because I have to get a p...

Somebody told me that today is Mother's Day. I do not really have a mom, but I do have a Person, and I love her a lot! So I thought that I would post a blog about the things that I like about my Person. 1.) She gives me the foods. 2.) She does not get very mad when I pee on the couch. 3.) Whenever she comes home, nomatter how long it has been since we have seen each other, she acts like it has been seven thousand years. 4.) She helps me build blanket forts. 5.) We really look out for each other. Like when she is in the big white box pouring the water on herself, I make sure that she is not going to drown, and in return, when I am sleeping on top of the TV, she comes over and smooches me a lot just to make sure that I do not fall off. 6.) She buys me shirts that make me look very handsome. 7.) She is very good at cuddling with me (but sometimes she tries to cuddle too much and I am not into it; I'm like, Person, I love you, but I got things to do, you know?). 8.) She introd...

My Person was gone a lot this weekend, but I was very good and I did not pee anyplace that I was not supposed to, and today she finally came back and she brought her friend Liz (that is me with her in the picture. Sitting on her lap! I never do that with persons I don't know very well, so you can tell that I really like her). Liz brought me presents, including a University of Michigan T-shirt and a pink Gap hoodie. I was a little skeptical at first but Liz says that any self-respecting man cat can pull off wearing a pink hoodie and now that I am wearing it I really think that it's true. It's very comfy and the hood keeps my big ears warm, but I freak out if persons come up behind me and put the hood up and then I can't see and I am forced to do a very embarrassing backward dance and butt-scuttle so I would appreciate it if any persons reading this blog could not do that in the future. Anyway, innernets, I have to go now because my new friend Liz is leaving soon an...

My Person stayed home today because she wasn't feeling very well. I like it when she is home but I am sad that is not feeling very well so I stayed in bed with her all day. We took some naps and cuddled. But sometimes she would wake up and try to get on the computer and I thought that maybe she shouldn't be doing that if she is sick so I sat in front of the computer and looked at her with my most serious Kismet face until she got the picture and put the computer away. She said I am her Nurse Jane Fuzzy-Wuzzy, which I did not really understand because hello, I am a boy, but then she said that it is a character from a children's book called Uncle Wiggily that her dad used to read to her. Which I still don't really understand, so I just curled up next to her and gave her some smooches on her hand, and then we went back to sleep. She seems to be feeling better now. I have the powerz of healing!!!

Innernets! I am so excited to blog finally with PICTURES! My Person must have read my blog because she came home and took tons of pictures of me! So I am posting two of my most favorites. I like the first one because it is a very closeup picture and I think I look very reegul, kind of like a lion! Lions have big noses and the picture makes my nose look kind of big but I think that is okay because if you ever made fun of a lion's nose he would MRAW MRAW at you and you would think "wow." AND I WILL DO THAT TOO! I posted the second one because I am always telling you how big my paws are and I think this picture really gives you a really good idea of how big they really are. That is one of my FRONT paws, in case you were wondering. The past few days have been pretty okay. I blew chunks a few times and I did it once right after Uncle Greg fed me and he pretended not to nice and to be really busy on the computer so that when my Person woke up she had to clean it up. Poo...

Innernets, I do not know what is going on, but my Person has not been taking any pictures of me lately. I have been waiting and waiting to blog hoping that new pictures of me would show up on the computer but they haven't. Do you think I am ugly? Do you think I am not cute enough? Because I don't think that is it. I have been acting very adorable lately. Here are some examples: 1.) That person who lives with my Person has been really stressing about the way the futon smells like pee (to that I say, maybe you should GIVE ME FOODS WHEN YOU COME HOME instead of ignoring me, and then maybe I wouldn't HAFTA pee on things!), and so she has put it down into a bed so she can clean it. I love the futon when it is down like a bed. I love to lounge all over it. So lately I have been sitting very primly in the corner of the futon that faces my Person's room, and when she comes out I look up at her with my most prosh Kismet face, and she just LOVES it! She pets me a lot wh...