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She was very excited to see me and commented on how big my feets are! Then she fed me turkey and giblets WITH ALL THE GRAVY! And now I am laying down and facing away from her, like my friend Mao said I should do to teach her a lesson. And I think it is working because she keeps coming over and telling me how big and cute I am. And I know she really must like me because she is in a bad mood because the big red box didn't come back with her but she is still being very nice to me. The big red box must be on my side too!!!!!

I AM a most happy man cat tonight BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE MY PERSON IS!!!! She was in Whiskonsin THE WHOLE TIME!!!! And the only reason we FOUND HER is because a cat that is staying where SHE is staying saw all of the innernets action and emailed me!!!!! The cat's name is Loretta. She sent me a nice note that said that she used to be my Person's cat before my Person moved to Brooklyn to live with me, and that my Person is staying with her, but that most of the clothes in the big red box are smelly now, so she thinks my Person is coming back to Brooklyn soon because persons don't usually like to wear smelly clothes. I got a little jelliss and asked her if my Person is rubbing her ears and making sure the Friskies grayvee gets into the dish, and Loretta said SHE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT FRISKIES ARE AND SHE DOES NOT LIKE EAR RUBS. But she did say that my Person talks to her a lot so I am pretty sure she has the right Person. I really want to thank all of my friends on the in...

My best friend Skeezix made a missing poster for my Person. You can get it here and print it out and hang it up Out There and HELP ME FIND MY PERSON!!!! Reasons why I need my Person: she knows how to make the blanket forts she rubs my ears just the right way I need to lay on the back of the couch (the one I pee on sometimes) behind her head SHE GIVES ME MY FOODS and makes SURE that all of the gravy gets into my bowl she turns on the silver thing and lets me drink the water that comes out of it BECAUSE SHE IS MY PERSON! If you see her, email me at kismetmancat@hotmail.com or leave me a comment on my blog! Here is the last picture she took of me. That is what the red box looks like. SHE MIGHT HAVE IT WITH HER:

I have not been able to blog lately BECAUSE MY PERSON IS MISSING AND SHE TOOK THE COMPUTER WITH HER. Has anyone seen her?????? She is big -- bigger than me, and I am huge -- and her fur is brown and long and only on her head, and she knows how to open the Friskies can and is very good at rubbing my ears. WHERE DID SHE GO???? Before she left she brought out this big red box thing. I layed down in it because I am a cat and I like boxes. I thought it was a present for me! Then she filled it with some of her clothes and I thought that was nice and that she did that so that I would be more comfortable laying down in it. BUT THEN SHE TOOK IT AND LEFT. Where is my Person?????? IS SHE EVER COMING BACK???

I know you will all be so happy to learn that it has been not so hots! Because of this I have been in a much better mood and have been willing to pose for pictures -- and willing to post pictures that were taken when it WAS so hots. This first one is from when it was still so very hots. You can tell because I am sprawled on the floor. Look how long I am! Look at my big feets! And look at Mona in the background! You can't really see her actually, but that's her butt and her white socks in the room with the person litter box. Here I am just hanging out. Those are my legs. My front ones. Yup. And here I am watching the cat TV. AND THE BEST THING EVER HAPPENED ON THE CAT TV TODAY -- there was another CAT on it! You can see him in this picture! He is all black. He meowed a little bit. He did not mraw mraw like me though. I love cat TV! I like to hang out. I'm a pretty cool cat. Did you notice my big paws? They have big toes. Did you also notice that I am hangin...

This morning I blew chunks and then my Person didn't notice right away and so I ate them again. I ATE THE FOODS THAT I ALREADY ATE. I have not done this in forever and I thought maybe I was over it, but after you blow chunks it just looks so much like foods normally look, and then the only reason you blow chunks in the first place is because you are so excited to eat the foods that you do it too fast, so when it comes back up you just get all excited AGAIN. Honestly, this could just turn into a really gross cycle. I hope you all will join me in shaking your heads in disgust.

When it is very hots here, like it is every second of my life lately, I get a little moody. I mraw mraw, I sprawl on the floor and attack my Person's feets, and I lay around and pout. I know this is not the most dignified behavior in the entire world, but I just can't help it because I am a very hairy and big dude and I just can't keep cool and it makes me very grouchy because when I want something, I want it now and I want it on MY OWN TERMS. The hots don't seem to understand this. I am lucky, though, because my Person seems to really understand how grouchy I am and she does nice things to try to make me feel better. Like she feeds me cheese! I love cheese. My Person says that this makes sense, because she is from a place called Whiskonsin, where they have lots of cheese. The cats there must have HUGE whisker humps because they named the whole place after them, and I bet they get lots of cheese, too! I bet I would like it there. She also lets me play with my r...

I know that my friends on the innernets are probably tired of hearing me say this, but it is SO HOTS LATELY. To prove this to you, I made my Person take this picture. It is kind of a gross picture, because all of those big hairballs that you see on the floor -- those are all mine. My fur. What happens is, it gets so HOTS that my fur starts to come out, and when Mona and me wrestle, she really gets her paws in there, and out come BIG CLUMPS of fur. It doesn't hurt, and I don't really mind because I am starting to think that it is maybe all of my hairs that is helping to make me so HOTS, but my Person thinks it is kind of gross and she said she would only take the picture if I promised to tell all of you that she sweeps up the furs every day. So there. I did. Now, apart from the HOTS, some other things have been going on. Most exciting is that my Person took me back Out There today! I was very excited because I am a very good explorer. The first few times we went Out Th...

My Person just got the neatest thing. She says it is called a lap desk. It looks like this: She puts it on top of her lap and then does important things on it, like writing or dooduling snayls, but that is not what it is really for. It is REALLY so that if I am trying to walk across the couch, I can walk across the lap desk instead of trying to navigate my Person's lap. I love my Person, but it is very tough to walk across her lap when I am trying to get somewhere because it is all bumpy and plus she always tries to cuddle with me and HELLO I HAVE PLACES TO GO. So I think it was pretty nice of her to get the lap desk to help me walk around. When she is not using it, it sleeps on the floor by the white fort thing, and I have been sleeping on top of it during the day too. All in all, a very great invention. You should all tell your Persons to get one!

I have told you, innernets, about my cat friend Mona who lives with me and my Person and that other person. Mona belongs to that other person, and we are friends, but not GREAT friends, because Mona is kind of boring. She does not like to cuddle with persons, she does not like to be petted, and she does not like to blog. These are all really essential cat things, and I can't really understand why she doesn't like them, so Mona and I do not have a super lot in common. Interests that we do share: she LOVES the foods, she likes to rub up against my Person's legs, and she is very good at wrestling with me. Lately Mona and I have really been spending a lot of time together because she is the only one in the entire world who seems to understand HOW HOTS it is here. That is me and her in the first picture. We are all sprawled out on the floor. Mona is in the room with the human litter box and that big white thing where my Person pours water on herself, and I am by the door...