I am alive! But really HOTS

I have gotten lots of messages from my friends on the innernets in the past few days wondering if I am okay because I haven't updated in a long time. And let me tell you, innernets, it is just so HOTS LATELY AND I JUST DO NOT WANT TO DO ANYTHING. I just want to lay on my back on the floor because that is the only way I can feel even a little bit comfy. And it is just really hard to type and work on my blog when I am laying like that. But it is a teeny little bit not so HOTS today, so I decided to update and let you all know that I am okay! And what has been going on with me other than the HOTS.


Other than the HOTS, I have also been very bored. Here I am laying on the couch, feeling bored and wishing that my Person would stop taking my picture and play with me instead. But when she tries to play with me lately, we can't because it is so HOTS. So, then I am bored. Bored, bored, bored. That person who lives with my Person was gone for awhile and before she left she bought Mona two whole boxes of Meow Mix. I don't know if I have mentioned this before, innernets, but Mona is really fat, and she does not need all of that Meow Mix. So one day when my Person left to go Out There I got into that other person's room and I knocked one of the boxes of Meow Mix down and I had myself a little feast and that made me forget about being bored for awhile and also made me feel good because I was helping Mona not be quite so fat. But then my Person saw what I did and then I didn't get any Friskies foods that morning. She gets really mad when I eat Mona's dry foods because of my delicate yurinerry trakt, but I just can't help it sometimes. It is crunchy and delicious!

The MOST exciting thing to happen lately is that my very good innernet friend Skeezix and I traded shirts in the mails! I sent him my blingy Prince shirt that was too small on me, and he sent me a Skeezix The Cat shirt with his FACE on it! I was very excited to get it, but I have only worn it a few times because of the hots. Here is a picture of me wearing it. I look very grumpy. I asked my Person to take this picture of me, but I was grumpy because putting the shirt on made me even MORE HOTS (I am sorry that I keep talking about the HOTS but innernets I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND I JUST HAVE ALL THIS HAIR). But as you can see it fits really nicely and it is my first white ringer tee! AND THE BEST PART IS that there are little pictures of my friend Skeezix all over it!!
I know it is kind of hard to tell in this picture, but this is one of the pictures of Skeezix on my shirt. He has very big ears, as you can see. I understand that because all parts of me are really big, espeshully my feets. In this picture he is wearing sunglasses (which I don't have) and a Hawyin shirt (which I do). He is my best friend on the innernets!

And that is kind of all that has been going on. That, and that ever since it got hots this big guy has moved in too. He is square, and white, and he blows a lot of hot air around on my Person's bed and makes a lot of noise. She says that he makes it not so hots for her so that she can sleep, but all he does for me is ruffle all my hair and make a lot of noise so I have been sleeping under the bed lately. Hopefully that will not go on for too much longer!!