MY PERSON HAS BEEN FOUND!!!
I AM a most happy man cat tonight BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE MY PERSON IS!!!! She was in Whiskonsin THE WHOLE TIME!!!! And the only reason we FOUND HER is because a cat that is staying where SHE is staying saw all of the innernets action and emailed me!!!!!
The cat's name is Loretta. She sent me a nice note that said that she used to be my Person's cat before my Person moved to Brooklyn to live with me, and that my Person is staying with her, but that most of the clothes in the big red box are smelly now, so she thinks my Person is coming back to Brooklyn soon because persons don't usually like to wear smelly clothes. I got a little jelliss and asked her if my Person is rubbing her ears and making sure the Friskies grayvee gets into the dish, and Loretta said SHE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT FRISKIES ARE AND SHE DOES NOT LIKE EAR RUBS. But she did say that my Person talks to her a lot so I am pretty sure she has the right Person.
I really want to thank all of my friends on the innernets for helping me find my Person. Without your help, I would not have found her and I would still be sad and licking my paws in a most pathetic way. ESPESHULLY YOU, SKEEZIX!!!!!!!!!!!
When my Person gets back to Brooklyn, I will let you all know what kind of explanayshun she has for this atrocious behavior.
The cat's name is Loretta. She sent me a nice note that said that she used to be my Person's cat before my Person moved to Brooklyn to live with me, and that my Person is staying with her, but that most of the clothes in the big red box are smelly now, so she thinks my Person is coming back to Brooklyn soon because persons don't usually like to wear smelly clothes. I got a little jelliss and asked her if my Person is rubbing her ears and making sure the Friskies grayvee gets into the dish, and Loretta said SHE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT FRISKIES ARE AND SHE DOES NOT LIKE EAR RUBS. But she did say that my Person talks to her a lot so I am pretty sure she has the right Person.
I really want to thank all of my friends on the innernets for helping me find my Person. Without your help, I would not have found her and I would still be sad and licking my paws in a most pathetic way. ESPESHULLY YOU, SKEEZIX!!!!!!!!!!!
When my Person gets back to Brooklyn, I will let you all know what kind of explanayshun she has for this atrocious behavior.
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