Man Cat Monday (sort of)

I am sort of doing a Man Cat Monday post. I say sort of, because I am including a picture of my sister Sophie. I do not want to cause any CONFYOOZHIN, so I just want to make sure that everyone understands that Sophie is NOT a man cat. But lately, we have been reading a lot:
As you can see, I prefer grownup and manly books like Seabiscuit. This is a book about a horse, which is a big man type of creechur. Sophie on the other paw likes smaller pink books with titles like "Girl Talk". My Person says these are seereez, and that they are about teenage girls. I don't know what that means but I do know that this is nothing I am interested in reading, ever. But reading in general is a very good thing to do and can be either manly or wo-manly, depending on what you choose.

This weekend I also fixed the innernets, because my Person and that person who lives with my Person could not figure out how to get it to work. So I came to the rescue!
Those boxes are called rowters. They are what make the innernets come into my apartment. I think they do this by mraw mrawing and scaring the innernets into doing what they want, and that is why they are called ROW-ters. But their mrawing was not scaring the innernets enough because there was no innernets for awhile. So I sat my booty down next to them and cleaned my big man paws right in front of them and this seemed to make them understand exactly who is boss! I also mraw mraw'd a few times so the rowters would remember how to do it themselves. All of this is pretty manly, plus fixing things is manly all of the time.